THIS SEEMS TO BE A Puma compression boxer-brief, widely strewn throughout the U.S. now at discount stores like Ross and TJ Maxx. For that we censure this beach-goer: Only Speedos or other competition swim briefs are proper attire in most any setting, but especially this one. Our Bulge Lab analysts commend him for the black material and green stitching; we would order a suit from TruWest or Agon with that theme. And they commend him for the 11-inch circumcized downward-curved dick that twists about 28 degrees cockwise when stiff.

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Bulge Lab findings: The swimmer is not in the USA despite what the Arena suit says, probably. But he does have a thick uncut dick pointed up. It is chokingly thick when hard, but only gets to about 5.5 inches.

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Another bulge submission we here at the Bulge Lab are pleased to share! This model @xnout likes his aussieBum! We do too. Especially since aussieBum still makes the sexiest, silkiest lubiest 100% nylon swim briefs in the world! (Rub it and it’ll squirt!)

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twinkzillustrated:

This swimmer is used to those bulge-obscuring suits with patterns and graphics on them that warp light and make a bulge harder to read! Now he’s getting to study his boyhood without all of the confusion!

Mmmmm

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