THIS SEEMS TO BE A Puma compression boxer-brief, widely strewn throughout the U.S. now at discount stores like Ross and TJ Maxx. For that we censure this beach-goer: Only Speedos or other competition swim briefs are proper attire in most any setting, but especially this one. Our Bulge Lab analysts commend him for the black material and green stitching; we would order a suit from TruWest or Agon with that theme. And they commend him for the 11-inch circumcized downward-curved dick that twists about 28 degrees cockwise when stiff.
Definitely a wardrobe malfunction, as this model should be in a Speedo.Read more
What’s worse than a Turbo water-polo suit for deciphering a bulge? A space suit. Even veteran bulge analysts are lost here. Cute picture, though. We hope he’s wearing a Speedo under there to keep things interesting. Preferably with the inner liner cut out for maximum bulge analyzability.Read more