BULGE LAB FINDINGS: A swimmer-exhibitionist in his Spidey suit. Our bulge technicians frown on suits with graphics because they distort, warp, contort, diffuse, distract and conceal the contents. And swimmers are swimmers to exhibit. Nonetheless our bulge lab went to work on these photos using X-ray geometry and topographic imaging and high-frequency radiometry. They find that this swimmer is uncut and has a straight upward-pointing rod of about 8 or 9 inches and above-average thickness. He’s also not hard here. But he’s blazing hot. We should loan him some suits for more pics! More of him at @jonnypistolxxx

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Another bulge submission we here at the Bulge Lab are pleased to share! This model @xnout likes his aussieBum! We do too. Especially since aussieBum still makes the sexiest, silkiest lubiest 100% nylon swim briefs in the world! (Rub it and it’ll squirt!)

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