TURBO’S THICK MATERIAL AND PATTERNS and graphics interfere with bulge analytics. This is its “Red Baron” suit. You won’t find it anywhere. We wonder who took this photo and why we haven’t seen 10 more.

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THIS SWIMMER KEEPS putting up with our photographers! It’s our fifth shoot. Except this time he’s wearing an ultra-rare white Adidas swim brief — so rare we could only find it in Italy! We have reports from overseas bulge analysts that it was also available at Adidas outlet stores in France.

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OUR SWIMMER IN HIS white Adidas swim brief, ordered from Italy, since you can’t find them in the United States! For that matter, Twinkz Illustrated just about exhausted the entire Italian inventory by ordering about 12 of these. Read about the heroic mission we went on to find these suits here

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ANOTHER WATER-POLO GOALIE posing for our cameras. That Nike water-polo suit thankfully does not have the hideous seam down the ass crack that the Nike swim brief has.

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BULGE LAB FINDINGS: Even though there’s no “crater” at the tip signifying foreskin, our technicians nonethless determined this swimmer is uncut. They’re saying 8 inches, slight downward curve when stiff. For a higher-quality pic, see this posting of the pic at the Nylon Speedo Authority’s site. (If you didn’t know, swim briefs used to be made out of nylon tricot and when you rubbed suits with other swimmers, the suits were so slick and lubey that you could squirt.)

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twinkz-deillustrated:

GREEN SPORTI BRIEF Post No. 2. @twunk-heaven has shared with us his bod in
a swim brief. (He neglected to take it off.) It’s not quite a Speedo,
but is available at such places as swimoutlet.com. The Twinkz
Illustrated bulge technicians have tirelessly looked for a Speedo in
this color (which have existed in the past) but they aren’t easy to find.
Same for TYR suits.

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Our 18-year-old swimmer (and runner) slips his red Speedo on. Size 28, of course.

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This Twinkz Illustrated swimmer had just gotten blown before this shot — that is, blown by heavy winds that sprayed seawater all over him and the Twinkz Illustrated photographic equipment. You can see his pants continuing to get blown here.

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Sun After a Swim. We liked this shot even though we didn’t like the shadows. But then they’re easily forgotten when you concentrate on the contents of his 100% nylon Speedo. Which happen to be a very plump, curved, meaty cut schlong. Of course you would’ve already seen it if you’ve seen the swimmers with their Speedos down at Twinkz De-Illustrated.

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SCORE: Twinkz Illustrated recruited a goalie for some photos the other day. Which was nice. Because we can always find water-polo players who want to surrender their bodies for photos in briefs. But not goalies. Understandable. They’re so tired from taking all of those shots from all of those other twink shooters trying to attack their boxes all day long — with all of those skip shots, lob shots, curve shots, screw shots, tee shots, wet shots, penalty shots. All of those shiny wet swimmers shooting at them with their cradle grips and three-finger releases and backspin rotations. God, they really make a goalie work to get his hands on the balls. Sometimes the only relief is an ejection foul. After all of the frenzy, you’d rather get head from a teammate than wrap your bulge in a water-polo brief for photographs. Except in this case. We have our ways. 

This goalie’s team wears University Red Nike polyester water-polo briefs. Since there’s no lycra in them, his team’s suits also happen to feel slick and lubey when the players rub their bulges together. The king of slipperyness and lubeyness is nylon tricot, which Speedos used to be made of (lycra got added a few years ago and it was a show-stopper). This goalie is feeling the stimulus of nylon tricot against his suit in the second picture in the form of TYR nylon shorts.

There’s no place in the world that romanticizes and poeticizes nylon as well as the Nylon Speedo Authority’s site meninnylon.blogspot.com. Twinkz Illustrated of course erects the occasional nylon-related post and you can check the tag for it.

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Our Bulge Analytics Department would reveal that this water-polo player’s dick is cut, a bit over 7″ and points downward when hard, just like it points downward in his suit when soft. Here it is clearly half hard, and you can see the suit nestling his head into the bottom of his sack.

Swimmers whose dicks point up when hard often point their dicks up in their suits so that their shiny wet chlorinated organs can inflate freely when they get hard at a meet or a water-polo match.

In any case there’s no need for Bulge Analytics to inform us what kind of dick is in this suit because you can see it right here!

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Bulge Lab findings: The swimmer is not in the USA despite what the Arena suit says, probably. But he does have a thick uncut dick pointed up. It is chokingly thick when hard, but only gets to about 5.5 inches.

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Does he look nervous? He knows if he gets even just half hard, his dick is going to bust through the top of that Turbo suit. Again.

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princeofrails:

seriousaboutspeedos:

Still mad at whoever took these pics for using this model as a costumed superhero in a dorkus porn flick without doing a little bit of serious work too. Thanks for that, can-am. It’s been like 15 years, but I hold a grudge. There’ll be more revealing pics at yungerdaddy.

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NSFW version here.  

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We swimmers and water-polo players should always rinse our lycra Speedos of destructive chlorine after pool time! Unless we use polyester! Or nylon!

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