THE MODEL SEEMS to be Arnau Salinas, wearing the same Turbo New Zealand water-polo suit that we have in wardrobe here at the Twinkz Illustrated Bulge Lab! The Lab also determined that his dick is pointed to the left and uncut. Unfortunately the photographer did not think to have his camera’s sensor cleaned. Look at all of the dust.
TURBO’S THICK MATERIAL AND PATTERNS and graphics interfere with bulge analytics. This is its “Red Baron” suit. You won’t find it anywhere. We wonder who took this photo and why we haven’t seen 10 more.
Another post from our Chief Bulge Analyst here at the Department of Bulge Analytics! Hey, notice he’s kinda eyeing the goalie in front of him. If it’s a goalie’s job to get his hands on the balls, how is he missing the ones two feet away?! And below we’ve included another pic of this water-polo player from the Bulge Lab Library. Guaranteed you haven’t seen it floating around. We have some exclusive shit here at the Lab.
Bulge Lab Findings: Thick and uncut, of course. A handful, mouthful and assfull, depending on what you do with it. Also, this Turbo suit seems to be of an older style. The sides are wider than they are today. Turbo suits now have the narrowest cuts around for competition. If you want narrower, get a bikini or something else, but Team Bulge will not endorse that.
Refer to this post here if you want a refresher on competition swimwear always being acceptable as underwear but underwear (or whatever weird incarnation 2xist or DorkyDonky Chinese Fashion House inserts into the world) never being acceptable as swimwear. Or really at all!
Our Bulge Analytics Department would reveal that this water-polo player’s dick is cut, a bit over 7″ and points downward when hard, just like it points downward in his suit when soft. Here it is clearly half hard, and you can see the suit nestling his head into the bottom of his sack.
Swimmers whose dicks point up when hard often point their dicks up in their suits so that their shiny wet chlorinated organs can inflate freely when they get hard at a meet or a water-polo match.
In any case there’s no need for Bulge Analytics to inform us what kind of dick is in this suit because you can see it right here!
If it isn’t the Turbo Ace of Diamonds suit! Or a whole bunch of them! We’ve been reblogging this for months now, doing the same thing over and over again and expecting different results. Not to be confused with masturbation, which is doing the same thing over and over again and enjoying the same results.
Twinkz-Illustrated.com This shall be a permanent home to Twinkz Illustrated and the Department of Bulge Analytics. Themes and layouts are a bit unpolished for now. We would like to tweak them but first we’ll need to photograph more twinkz in Speedos showing off their shiny wet dicks!
This shall be a permanent home to Twinkz Illustrated and the Department of Bulge Analytics. Themes and layouts are a bit unpolished for now. We would like to tweak them but first we’ll need to photograph more twinkz in Speedos showing off their shiny wet dicks before we worry about that!