OUR BULGE LAB ANALYZED these shots and determined the one on the left wasn’t wearing underwear. He should be wearing a competition swim brief without the shorts. But not everybody minds our dicktates, alas.
This Twinkz Illustrated swimmer had just gotten blown before this shot — that is, blown by heavy winds that sprayed seawater all over him and the Twinkz Illustrated photographic equipment. You can see his pants continuing to get blown here.Read more
Another post from our Chief Bulge Analyst here at the Department of Bulge Analytics! Hey, notice he’s kinda eyeing the goalie in front of him. If it’s a goalie’s job to get his hands on the balls, how is he missing the ones two feet away?! And below we’ve included another pic of this water-polo player from the Bulge Lab Library. Guaranteed you haven’t seen it floating around. We have some exclusive shit here at the Lab.
Bulge Lab Findings: Thick and uncut, of course. A handful, mouthful and assfull, depending on what you do with it. Also, this Turbo suit seems to be of an older style. The sides are wider than they are today. Turbo suits now have the narrowest cuts around for competition. If you want narrower, get a bikini or something else, but Team Bulge will not endorse that.
Refer to this post here if you want a refresher on competition swimwear always being acceptable as underwear but underwear (or whatever weird incarnation 2xist or DorkyDonky Chinese Fashion House inserts into the world) never being acceptable as swimwear. Or really at all!Read more
Here’s an uncut Aussie type with his dick pointed to the left. Nice detail for an old film photograph.Read more
A fine sample for the Bulge Analytics lab to study. A thick player with a thick dick pointed up and circumsized and ready to be rubbed.Read more
It only fits if he coils it up like a garden hose.
20, 5’9" and 128 lbs. — A model who really oughta be discovered. Wait. I’ve already done that! 😛 Click Drew for more.
Another of my Daddy’s models! He does find some hot ones but never forgets to give me a feel up my Size 26 Speedo when he’s done shooting them!
Our model in his white Turbo suit.Read more