OUR BULGE LAB ANALYZED these shots and determined the one on the left wasn’t wearing underwear. He should be wearing a competition swim brief without the shorts. But not everybody minds our dicktates, alas.

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This Twinkz Illustrated swimmer had just gotten blown before this shot — that is, blown by heavy winds that sprayed seawater all over him and the Twinkz Illustrated photographic equipment. You can see his pants continuing to get blown here.

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yungerdaddy:

Mmmm.

Another post from our Chief Bulge Analyst here at the Department of Bulge Analytics! Hey, notice he’s kinda eyeing the goalie in front of him. If it’s a goalie’s job to get his hands on the balls, how is he missing the ones two feet away?! And below we’ve included another pic of this water-polo player from the Bulge Lab Library. Guaranteed you haven’t seen it floating around. We have some exclusive shit here at the Lab. 

Bulge Lab Findings: Thick and uncut, of course. A handful, mouthful and assfull, depending on what you do with it. Also, this Turbo suit seems to be of an older style. The sides are wider than they are today. Turbo suits now have the narrowest cuts around for competition. If you want narrower, get a bikini or something else, but Team Bulge will not endorse that.

Refer to this post here if you want a refresher on competition swimwear always being acceptable as underwear but underwear (or whatever weird incarnation 2xist or DorkyDonky Chinese Fashion House inserts into the world) never being acceptable as swimwear. Or really at all!

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Another shiny revealing pic from @inaswaa (It’s Not a Shiny World After All). Sadly this swimmer model isn’t following Twinkz Illustrated Bulge Lab Dress Code, which dicktates (ha!) briefs only. But the contents of his jammer make “up” (ha!) for it!

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Here’s an uncut Aussie type with his dick pointed to the left. Nice detail for an old film photograph.

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A fine sample for the Bulge Analytics lab to study. A thick player with a thick dick pointed up and circumsized and ready to be rubbed.

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Another bulge submission we here at the Bulge Lab are pleased to share! This model @xnout likes his aussieBum! We do too. Especially since aussieBum still makes the sexiest, silkiest lubiest 100% nylon swim briefs in the world! (Rub it and it’ll squirt!)

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bimikeyyy:

twinkzillustrated:

seriousaboutspeedos:

It only fits if he coils it up like a garden hose.

FOLLOW HIM HERE.

20, 5’9" and 128 lbs. — A model who really oughta be discovered. Wait. I’ve already done that! 😛  Click Drew for more.

Another of my Daddy’s models! He does find some hot ones but never forgets to give me a feel up my Size 26 Speedo when he’s done shooting them!

Hot

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bimikeyyy:

twinkzillustrated:

This swimmer is used to those bulge-obscuring suits with patterns and graphics on them that warp light and make a bulge harder to read! Now he’s getting to study his boyhood without all of the confusion!

Mmmmm

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